THE GOOGLE MBA

The best part f doing MBA/PGDM in this era is...Google’s business is at its best and it has entered into 800 billion $ advertising market by acquiring “Double click” Google is the new classic...i don’t knw ppl here agree with me or not... can v say.. “GOOGLE IS THE NEW GOD”  (not bcoz it answer all yr questions..But bcoz god doesn’t answer all yr questions bt Google definitely does to some extent..)

Kai-fu-lee has defined the miracle of Google as-------->

Youth + Freedom + Equality +Bottom-up Innovation+ don’t be evil.

Most of us have got this “double click syndrome”. It’s  like clicking on anything n everything that comes under yr cursor..n no doubt that’s the main reason for burgeoning number in the cyber crime too.. we just click....double click...click again..n click click click..forever....... until we r dead or the laptop decides to shut down by its own.(that happens only in my case L)

Okk coming back to the Google MBA thing....Haaaaah..the budding managers of 2morow..What does a MBA fellow’s life consist of ??Bloody assignments being the most tedious and important part in our 2 yrs of MBA life.(hey!!tedious  its fyn..but dont take the “imp” part seriously J) . i came across a new term in urban dictionary which sounds more lyka image formats JPEG/JFIF.....”JFGI=JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT”...used by the dudes and chicks of our generation to express their frustration. World is completely changing with this Google mania..sm ppl BING..sm just baidu ,still Google is the most preferred..as per the recent survey...MBAs  Google the most..They Google some of the weirdest things from ..

"What Colour is Penguin’s Poop?" 

to... 

"What speed would a bag containing an average sized faeces have to be travelling, 

in open space, to be capable of cleanly removing a human head ( including space helmet)?" 

n Noone dared answer the 2nd one but one brave peanut gave it his best effort.... LOL! That was way weird, and way funny too! I can't help but wonder what inspired the ppl to ask it in the first place...watever the fact is we do it..coz v knw sm jerk sitting millions of miles or just nxt door will hav no bloody job n will answer it.

We systemites hav read abt e-marketing, e-advertising-branding-security..n we practically implement it by 

doing  e-gossiping.(chugli in chat), to e-surprise (invisible in gchat)...

dnw knw abt HR N finance guys..(Assignments se fursat mile tab na.....pooor HR n finance ppl)

Anyway fellas..we r goona get graduated(with those stupid luking hats n burqa kinda gown on )..n thats all 

matters..dont knw wer life will take us..hu knws  after few years we may find ,some of our classmate’s pic on the cover page of BUSINESS WORLD(amen!!)..

till then keep googling 4 yr assignments/ppts/oh ya placements too

Here by i declare.. JPN..along with rest 240 of us(xcluding SCMS dropped outs n got better carrier in first yritself)..wud b the PROUD holders of “THE GOOGLE MBA”

JPN signing off...c u in my nxt post,!! keep spreading yr beautiful smile.