I have the ultimate "advantage" of living and working in that part of city where all autowallahs just Refuse to come .. infact one should learn the art of saying NO from an autowalaah.. in my 2 years in kerala after so much of research and analysis, ( naah i jus wanted to use those jargons for quite sometime!!) I realised that there are 3 sects of auto wallahs who prevail in each n every city n God makes sure that i meet every one of them!!!!
Sect 1 : Mr. "Nos": "Come Rain /Hailstorm/Winter We shall forever say NO to all chasmishs!!"
Me :"Bhaiyya aluva Jayenge?"
Auto dude : "Nahi"
Me : Achcha vyttila ?(towards oberon)
Auto Dude : Nahi
Me : Theek hai ernakulam le chalo
Auto Dude : Nahi
I wonder whether he jus doesnt like my face(screw u !!!I say in mute version)
Solution :(Yes i have thought of solutions too.. ve not done my MBA for nuthing!!!)
Sect 1 : Mr. "Nos": "Come Rain /Hailstorm/Winter We shall forever say NO to all chasmishs!!"
Me :"Bhaiyya aluva Jayenge?"
Auto dude : "Nahi"
Me : Achcha vyttila ?(towards oberon)
Auto Dude : Nahi
Me : Theek hai ernakulam le chalo
Auto Dude : Nahi
I wonder whether he jus doesnt like my face(screw u !!!I say in mute version)
Solution :(Yes i have thought of solutions too.. ve not done my MBA for nuthing!!!)
Ask him whether he will go to Paris or Dubai.. if he says "yes" then you have the liberty to say "aapko aapke auto mein wahaan koi jaane nahi dega"(nobody will allow you to travel there in your auto) and you can stick your tongue out too..
Sect 2: Mr. HopeGivers
Now this sect is very focussed in their approach .. they will always be seated in their rickshaw with one leg on the seat and chewing gootka oblique smoking .. they nod their head whenever they see some one coming out of the gate and give us the hope that Yes this dude shall not make me beg or plead to make him do his duty!!
I end up meeting such sects maximum times ..Me : Bhaiyya ALUVA chaloge?
Auto Uncle : "thoooo" (that was the spitting of his gootka by the way)
Me : ivada? ! n frantically thinking pls pls pls say yesAuto Uncle : aluvale ivada pogandete??( spare my Malayalam)
Me (thinking-- wow finally someone who will say yes) :station:)
Auto Uncle :
He jus doesnt say anything.. infact refuses to have further eyecontact and stares ahead as if we never had this heart to heart conversation at all!!!& Finally
Sect 3 : Their mantra : "Ignorance is bliss" .. i have tried everything :flailing my arms, showing my hand, whistling to get their attention ...but well "zooooooop"they just speed away as if they are competing in F1
Solution: Stand right in front of the speeding auto ... he will HAVE to stop!!
**Statutory warning: this solution can be injurious to your health
Sect 2: Mr. HopeGivers
Now this sect is very focussed in their approach .. they will always be seated in their rickshaw with one leg on the seat and chewing gootka oblique smoking .. they nod their head whenever they see some one coming out of the gate and give us the hope that Yes this dude shall not make me beg or plead to make him do his duty!!
I end up meeting such sects maximum times ..Me : Bhaiyya ALUVA chaloge?
Auto Uncle : "thoooo" (that was the spitting of his gootka by the way)
Me : ivada? ! n frantically thinking pls pls pls say yesAuto Uncle : aluvale ivada pogandete??( spare my Malayalam)
Me (thinking-- wow finally someone who will say yes) :station:)
Auto Uncle :
He jus doesnt say anything.. infact refuses to have further eyecontact and stares ahead as if we never had this heart to heart conversation at all!!!& Finally
Sect 3 : Their mantra : "Ignorance is bliss" .. i have tried everything :flailing my arms, showing my hand, whistling to get their attention ...but well "zooooooop"they just speed away as if they are competing in F1
Solution: Stand right in front of the speeding auto ... he will HAVE to stop!!
**Statutory warning: this solution can be injurious to your health
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