I Have Made a Decision....

CAUTION: My dear Friend(1 hu calls me " u- crazy- crazy nut" all the time) plz dont read this.even if u have started stop right away.I knw u will shoot me or hang yrself by the end of the post.


I Have Made a Decision....


An important life-altering one. (what to do no placement till now)After years of indecision, I am taking the plunge. My life will change forever after this and so will the lives of people around me. And I'll never be the same again. I wanted to let you know that I've decided to start a TV channel.

What? 

Errrrr.....Yeah, as I was saying. I have made this after a lot of thought. To prove to you, I'll put my business case in front of you.Business plan wud b coming soon. I've put this together for anyone else who's interested n dint get placed from college. ( we can b partners).

Ingredients :

You'll need

1)Saas-bahu serials [ubiquitous]

2)Laughter challenge-type shows

For this, you'll need 2-3 judges who have individual distinct styles of laughing and giving score to the participants(Eg:sidhu,shekar n etc etc).Take light..

Of course you don't have to stick to these. You can come up with your own ones. Mine is this: Judges to come up to the contestants after the performance and do a 'Nagin Dance' (snake dance). The score is the number of times the Nag/Nagin (errr....snake/snakess?) lunges. He he he.

(plz dont shoot me :P)

3)Reality shows:  This one's pretty new (like Ring-o-garlic Pizza), with shows like 'Roadies,' 'Big Boss,' 'Splitsvilla,' NOTHING is 'nobody's business' anymore. Everything is televisable. sab chalta hai..

OK. To business, little ones! For reality shows, you will need diversity in character, so here it is categorized: 

• Two battling men/women: (OK OK. I am totally lying and trying to be nice. Women! the bitchier the better):  Prabjot and Anmol (Roadies), Rakhi and Kashmira (Big Boss), Bosky (?!!) and Prianca (Splitsvilla). They should not get along at all AND they should form groups. Sprinkle liberally with bad words. The good thing about this is that you get to have polls of random people on the road. Who do you think is right? Bosky or Prianca? This will up your TRPs coz it takes on a very Ramayanesque 'Who's side are you on?'
• The underling: More often that not, this guy/gal has to win. This is to prove the triumph of the weak over the mighty. (hinsa pe ahinsa ki jeet)(Ashutosh in Roadies, Rahul Roy in Big Boss). Thus reaffirming that when Mars finally invades earth or pandora navi's come n kick us out, we will be saved because of the good in our hearts. (so melodramatic- cant help sorry - its a tv channel)
• The crybaby: Absolutely needed. If properly utilized, this golden goose will give you television copy worth episodes! A la Yamini in Splitsvilla. They will cry untill the tears glands give up And behold! wait ! hold on!Viewers want to know why they cry in the next episode. It is also great for the ads you make. For example, if you show 'Next week on Roadies.... a shot of Nihal crying...,', you have it! People will watch it..
• The bully: Anmol in Roadies. Bani the great again from rodies(MTV VJ). Do I need to say anything more?              Talent shows: Also very new. Refer to dancing shows (Zara Nachke Dikha, Nachle, Sheher di kudiyaan VS. Gali de gunde, Aaja mahi ve), singing shows (Sa Re Ga Ma Pa, Indian Idol), or game shows (Dus ka dum, Kya aap paanchvi..., Khatron ke Khiladi... tera haseena, ek khila... sorry I got a little carried away) etc. Anyway, you got the point.  

That's it,Gimme a break am tired of writing all this nonsense n i salute yr patience to read this fully.(I c a potential follwer in you).but what to do ,have to smthing to make a livelihood(if nt placed), so  this is your beginner's guide for this career choice.PPL hu r really inspired by my great entrepreneurship frame of mind can contact me soon.More later. Love until then. Muah!


N am sleepy as dead!! ZZZZZZ!!!FLAT.